The New Year's Resolution

She came home on a cold January afternoon to a Save the Date for a wedding she wanted to be her own. Feeling equal parts jealous and disgusted with her own jealousy, she deftly changed into gym clothes and took to the beach for a run. “This could be my resolution,” she thought. “When I feel shitty for any reason, I’ll run. This way, if I feel awful, at least maybe in a couple of months I’ll fit into those size 8 jeans.”